Happy early Valentine’s Day/Love is in the Air people! As a single person, I’m supposed to celebrate single awareness day or whatever thing we tell ourselves to feel better these days. The reality of my situation, though, is illustrated below:
It’s true! Thankfully if I couldn’t laugh at myself I’d be a miserable, miserable person. And I doubt I’m the only one that’s so incredibly hypocritical like this on V-day.
But you know what? The important thing is that we get CANDY. Even if we have to sneakily go into the grocery store and buy it ourselves.
Why no, these are for my boyfriend uuh…Stan…Markstonworthingtonshire. He’s uh. In Europe. Yeeeah. Just gimme the damned snickers!